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She, Su Mali, a casualty of the foreign-name craze, has actually transmigrated into the world of HP?! W-what? She... she's actually called Mary Sue Malfoy? ... - -||| Could life get any more ridiculously melodramatic? Even more mind-boggling, she's not Draco's sister, but the platinum-haired little dumpling's aunt. Can someone tell her why she has a head of lion-like hair that won't straighten, just like Hermione's? Her own brother kindly calls her a "dirty, curly-haired little half-breed." And the great Severus Snape puts it much more succinctly. "Mangy mutt." His incredibly captivating voice makes it sound positively delightful. She throws her head back and cries to Merlin, "Where was this in the original story?!" Merlin answers with admirable responsibility, "Child, wasn't this the wish you made?" "How I wish a beautiful, powerful, and kind woman would come along to protect my professor!" She once made that very wish through a flood of tears. All right, let's take a look at her now: She's got none of the Malfoy family's strengths, can't even manage the Disarming Charm, and the spell she casts most fluently is the Levitation Charm... She also keeps "accidentally" stepping on Mrs. Norris's tail... In the end, she's Hogwarts' newly hired nurse witch, Mary Sue Malfoy. PPS: Er Meng loves to snark! This story is all about snark! If it ever gets serious... that's the author's doing on purpose!