The little demon swayed his slender, snake-like waist and burst out laughing. Pointing at the big demon, he said, "Well, we certainly don't lack toys to warm the bed. I'm all the little cat needs to take care of him. You can get lost!"
I blinked in shock. I had never imagined I was a bootleg DVD in such high demand, or the beer that became scarce and overpriced during the World Cup. I was the nectar drawing countless buzzing bees!
I was thrilled. I was invigorated. I was glowing. I... I could die happy!
Cracking sunflower seeds, I crossed my legs and lounged on the bed, watching two top-quality hunks fight over me.
With a flick of my finger, a rugged, exotic-looking grim reaper brought me tea, then respectfully stood beside me and fanned me.
Why not turn on the air conditioner? Because we had to reduce the damage Freon did to the ozone layer. Put simply, we were saving on the electricity bill.
Another grim reaper, handsome and refined, brought me fruit again and again. I merely gave him a casual glance, then continued watching the two demons as their battle escalated from words to blows.
The handsome, refined grim reaper trembled, then dropped to his knees with a thump. Wagging his tail, he begged me pitifully for forgiveness, like a little dog abandoned in a box by the roadside.
His crystal-clear tears came pouring down. He lifted his handsome face, beautiful as a pear blossom in the rain, and pleaded with me to let him keep being my neighbor and servant.
My heart was too soft, so I could only stroke his tear-streaked face helplessly and give a slight nod.
I hadn't expected that even though his skin looked nice, it would feel even smoother to the touch. I was just about to ask him for his skincare secret...
A gust of wind blew by. After sneezing twice, I turned around to find the culprit.
But the truth was...