Transmigrating to Chang'an's Phantom Nights

"Crack, crack, crack..."

The sharp pops of firecrackers drew countless spectators. That's right, today was the grand opening of our Frost Pavilion. Ah, you want to know what the Frost Pavilion is? Well, that's a pretty profound question. My answer is: of course it's a brothel!

Ah, so a brothel was hiding behind such a poetic name. Heh, if you think it's just an ordinary brothel, you're wrong. It's merely an intelligence post for our Moon-Worshipping Cult in Chang'an. As the saying goes, the more interesting a place is, the easier it is to gather information there, right? That's an eternal truth! Ah, you want to know who I am? Guess! I'm none other than the peerless, beautiful as a flower and the moon, so lovely I could make the moon hide and flowers blush, leader of the Moon-Worshipping Cult. Well, I'm also the boss of the Frost Pavilion. Who else could have made this place such a success?

Ah, you want to know why I gave up being a perfectly good cult leader to come here and run a brothel? My friend, that's an excellent question. In a word, I'm lazy. It's not that I don't want to work, nor that I want to be bound by all those rules and regulations. Well, forget it. This is too complicated to explain in just a sentence or two. Besides, the Moon-Worshipping Palace has the Moon-Worshipping Cult's High Priest, so I'll leave all those tedious matters to him. Anyway, they're not a problem!