[Katekyo Hitman Reborn] The Hopelessly Uncreative Anti-Mary Sue Fan

My name is Sawada Riko. I have a father, a mother, a younger brother, and several lodgers. Though my little brother is a good-for-nothing, that little detail is nothing to worry about. What we really should be concerned about is that legendary species, even more bizarre than Tales of the Unusual! They’ve always been hanging around the two of us siblings. They’ve appeared at every age, with fantastical hair colors, faces so similar they look mass-produced, eye colors beyond the realm of mammals, lumpy figures, twisted and warped vibes surrounding them, and family backgrounds and life stories so impressive and similar that only an idiot would believe them. Most importantly, the moment they see me and learn who I am, their expressions change dramatically, and they immediately turn around and threaten me viciously. Based on my memories from my previous life, I can state with certainty that they are called... Ma-ri-su. This story was originally posted on Baidu’s Anti-Mary Sue forum. Looking for a title.