Don't Make Up Stories Carelessly

An ML jumps right out of the story!!!

Literary version:

It was a dark and stormy, sunny morning [Wait, what doesn't fit here?]

Ling Mubai's miserable life began [Do you have to make things this ridiculous?]

Goofy version:

What the hell did I ever do to deserve this? Even the guy stuck in the unfinished story has jumped out. Is it because I'm bad at finishing what I start? [Sigh] No way, I've finished several stories at least!

Fine, you jumped out, but why did you have to land right next to me?

Damn, what can I do? I'm a kind person. Ugh, this is unbearable.

So, even if it's a bit of a hassle, I'll take you in.

But do you have to be so damn difficult? Ling Mubai looked utterly miserable.

No, I'm definitely going to shove this guy back into the story!!

What do you do after falling in love? Eat, or be eaten? That's the question, says Ling Mubai. [Kid, trust me, you'll definitely be the one getting eaten! Shh, resistance is futile.]

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