If You're Looking for a Fight, Keep Walking

"Hi, I've heard of you. You're a really good person, so why won't you marry me?" "..." That's ridiculous! What does me being a good person have to do with getting married? "..." "Did you know me before?" "No." She smiled... "Had you ever seen me before?" "No." "Why do you like me?" "Because my mom likes you!" "I asked why you like me!!!" "Because my mom wants you to marry me, so I have to marry you. And if we're getting married, I have to like you, right?" She smiled... "..." Totally blown away... "..." Frozen solid, then cracking apart... ﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎﹎ "I'm asking you, did your mom tell you to come here?!" "Yeah. She told me to make up some excuse about getting lost and go find you at T University, so I got lost." "..." Hey, come on! You don't have to be that honest.