[P&P] The Pride and Prejudice of a Mary Sue's Accomplice

On her little sister's sixth birthday, Miss Mary finally discovered the saddest truth in the world: sisters' beauty, the very thing that makes them so beloved by the world, isn't distributed in a steadily decreasing sequence, leaving the younger sister to live under everyone's pitying gaze. Instead, it's like the equation y = |x|, with the lowest point of the curve of life right in the middle of all real numbers. In other words, right where she is. "I've given up on this world that doesn't believe in arithmetic sequences. This is the darkest thing in my life. Nothing could possibly make it worse," Miss Mary declared in despair. Little did she know that things were about to get much worse. Just as she was feeling hopeless and confused, and had let down her guard, a soul from another world invaded her heart. Forced to share a body with a stranger, she founded what was apparently called the Mary Sue Corporation. The stranger showed her the company's mission statement: Mr. Darcy (what's that?) is mine (ours)! From then on, Elizabeth became her greatest enemy... Sue: Do you think I went through untold hardship and happened to transmigrate here just to play matchmaker for your sister and spare her the twists and turns of romance? Don't make me laugh. I'm here to steal her man! Mr. Darcy is like a sheep's head on a plate of dog meat in this story: apart from the exaggerated advertising value, he has absolutely nothing to do with the pairing. My mother checked in yesterday about the novel I'm writing. She hopes I'll do a little better at the things I love. Put in a little more effort. I think that's a great idea. Though I feel like I've already squandered some of my strengths, writing badly is still better than not writing at all. I'll finish this story in 2017. Story discussion group: 241378825. Verification: any character name.