The Messy Snake's Professor

Before transmigrating, he was a good-for-nothing, scruffy, clueless old fujoshi. Afterward, he was a medicinal herb: a scruffy, silvery-white male snake who was still a fujoshi. After overhearing some crazy female snake talking to herself, he had a sudden epiphany and latched onto the professor who had come to gather herbs. In another world, he ought to cling to some important, rich, hot-and-heavy fantasy man to make all those years of being a fujoshi worthwhile, right? But... Hiss! This is abuse! It has to be abuse! Damn it, why are you making me eat dried mice!' "..." Before transmigrating, he was a good-for-nothing, scruffy, clueless old fujoshi. Afterward, he was a medicinal herb: a scruffy, silvery-white male snake who was still a fujoshi. After overhearing some crazy female snake talking to herself, he had a sudden epiphany and latched onto the professor who had come to gather herbs. In another world, he ought to cling to some important, rich, hot-and-heavy fantasy man to make all those years of being a fujoshi worthwhile, right? But... Hiss! This is abuse! It has to be abuse! Damn it, why are you making me eat dried mice!' "..." 'Hiss! Damn it, why are you taking off my clothes! Ow! It's coming out! Hey! It's leaking out the side!' "..." 'Hiss... I'm sorry, darling, I was completely wrong, I... (the rest goes on forever).' "Hey, hey, did you see what that silvery-white thing Professor Snape was swinging around just now?" "He was swinging it around like a fan. How was I supposed to see?" ═════════╮ [Uncle Fat's Announcement Board]╰☆★☆★☆★☆ ↓↓↓ Come chat! Click in! Join me! ↓↓↓ ★↓↓~Please bookmark~↓↓★ Theme: