Author: "This story has absolutely nothing to do with electromagnetic effects or anything about electromagnetism... Really!"
Alice: "This continent may be named after a scientist, but there's nothing scientific about it!"
Silvio: "Hans Oersted (August 14, 1777–March 9, 1851) was a great Danish physicist and chemist."
Author and Alice: "We said this story has nothing to do with Oersted!!"
Blurb begins below
There was a girl who loved life, science, and socialism. Before she had even outgrown her chuunibyou phase, she transmigrated to a strange new continent, a world with everything except science, and into the body of a five-year-old little girl.
"This isn't scientific! I want to go home!" the girl roared indignantly, staring at her body.
So the girl studied spatial magic under the continent's greatest archmage, and kept at it for ten years. Two years later, when the body was seventeen, she found a spellbook among her teacher's belongings and summoned a demon.
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"Human, what do you want from me?" The demon lifted the girl's chin with one hand, wearing a strange smile.
"Send me home!" the girl roared at the demon, spitting all over his face.
"Huh?!" When did I become a police officer? This little girl gets lost and summons me. If every little girl in the world got lost, then... that would be a real problem, the demon thought with a frown.
"I want to go home! Take me home, Demon!" The girl began tugging at the demon's collar.
"You want to go home?" The demon pushed her away, then swaggered over to a chair and crossed his legs. "Meet three conditions, and I'll take you home. How does that sound?"
"I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do anything! Just take me home!" The girl's eyes lit up brilliantly.
And so, the magical girl began her one-way journey of being tormented by the demon.
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★Four spoilers from the demon Silvio★
"So, in your eyes, am I just a protractor?"
"I'll do whatever it takes to keep you by my side."
"Master, I love you."
"Master, I'll love you forever."
This is just a long, silly joke of a story, full of snark, mockery, and all kinds of wild reactions! Come on, everyone, let's hear some terrible jokes!
Note: The comments section comes with an impromptu side story. Not premium. The author occasionally gets a burst of inspiration.
The previous account that I haven't logged in to for a long time seems to have been officially canceled... It's already 2017. Although I didn't reply immediately, are you still there in the summer = =
I have collected it for a long time but I just read it now. It seems very interesting, but is the author really cheating?
AZ is finished, why haven't you updated yet_(:з∠)_
Summer, do you want to show that you are still alive?
I thought it was finally updated, but it turns out it was just a text revision, and I cried so hard
Well, the Futang Natsuhi I know doesn't update...
Update ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is said that every novel that has not been updated has been included in pornographic articles, and most of them must have lived a happy life as npc. Come, let us light candles for Dada. I will love you forever.
It's a new year... And sure enough, there are still no updates… Hurry up and beat the author >_<
It's so painful to wait for the update. Author, when will you come back?