No Trouble, No Transmigration

A goofy, extremely airheaded girl transmigrates into a world with completely upside-down standards of beauty, setting off a ridiculous gray-mainstream tale.

The emperor issued an edict: Du Shaoruo was forbidden to wear a mask!

A Lei was utterly shocked when she finally saw the true face of the world's most handsome man: uneven, crooked eyebrows, bulging goldfish eyes, and a huge upturned nose! His face looked like one giant extra-long overnight sanitary pad...

But this world's most handsome man had no idea how hideous he was, and kept asking her to look at him. A Lei really didn't want to. She was hungry and tired, and she didn't want to lose her appetite or have nightmares every night!

The only one who looked halfway decent was the foolish Second Young Master, and he seemed easy to handle. Fine, she'd reluctantly try to seduce him! Then she found out he was pretending to be a fool while hiding his true nature, and was so devious that even his poop was black!

Quick, run!

After finally escaping to an ancient tomb inhabited by women, she accidentally discovered the shocking secret of a beautiful auntie: she was an airport!

And then, without meaning to, they had a lesbian encounter, and she devoured her!

In short:

The world's most handsome man is horrifically ugly, the mentally deficient young master is pretending to be a fool, the beautiful auntie who likes dressing as a woman is still a virgin, and there's also Prince Mingdao, a flamboyant Imperial Preceptor, and a fellow pumpkin from back home. Good heavens, what kind of world is this? Everything is more outrageous than the last!

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A friendly note from the author: This story contains a lot of absurd humor and may cause mild discomfort. Reader discretion is advised.

Also: The heroine is a little strange. No need to scrutinize her wild, ridiculous antics. Just laugh it off, or don't laugh; that's fine too.

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