[Sakamoto Transmigrates] Chuunibyou Is Incurable

Hermit of Lake Toya! Please grant me a silver-haired natural perm!

What the hell! Why did I get a black-haired idiot?! I want to return him! Aaaah!

I drool three feet every day over that silver-haired natural perm, so why can't I stand this black-haired natural perm?

"Even if they're both natural perms, the difference between silver hair and black hair is the difference between the protagonist and the opening-and-ending-theme crowd!!"

"I'll make your [beep] hurt and your chrysanthemum clench! Listen to what I'm saying, damn it!!"

"Ahahaha, ahahahahaha... Hana, don't hit me so hard~"

"You stupid natural perm! It's not Hana, it's Haka, you bastard!!"

We long for what we cannot have, and take for granted what we do get.

You don't know where love begins. Only after chasing the stars and the moon do you realize your feelings have taken deep root.