One day, a guy who seemed to be straight picked up a game and, unfortunately, transmigrated.
The game's walkthrough said that if he followed the plot and dutifully completed his missions, he could return home safely.
And so, armed with the guidebook, the straight guy began his long journey through different worlds.
In the first life, he became a fish. His mission was... to win over a prince.
In the second life, he became a high school boy. His mission was... to win over a male classmate.
In the third life, he transmigrated to Egypt. May I ask, sir, do you have some kind of gender identity issue?!
As a straight guy, trying to win over other straight guys is rough. Losing all your dignity and having your worldview shattered is rough.
Transmigration isn't fun, especially when you're faced with a whole bunch of missions that scrape the bottom of the barrel. Then it's even less fun.
So, once this straight guy had lost every last shred of dignity and thought he'd finished the game, he suddenly realized: Wait, where did that pure, straight heart of mine go? TAT
This story is also known as: 360 Ways to Win Over a Straight Guy, The Poker-Faced Guy and His Nonhuman Boyfriends, What Can I Do to Make You Gay, My Poker-Faced Guy?
Reader's guide:
1. This is a quick transmigration story. The currently planned scenarios include Sons of the Sea, High School Boys' Strange Tales, The Egyptian Queen, the apocalypse, ABO, and other bizarre stories of uncertain content.
2. Some settings will be based on films and TV shows, but the plots will be completely different.
3. This story has no regard for decency. Please don't worry about where the author's standards are or what ate the logic.
Currently serializing: Transmigrating as a Senior Brother, Please Don't Die. A long quick transmigration story combining history, one-on-one romance. You're welcome to transmigrate along.
Completed short story: The Liar
Completed short story: I've Been Watching You for a Long Time
Weibo: Yan Shiyue
Theme:
To be honest, I bought two physical sets. . . After I bought one set, I forgot that I had bought it and bought another set in a hurry. Then when I got it, I was still confused and couldn't bear to sell it, so I kept one set and used the other set.
Can the two small attackers who have been used as cannon fodder be released for a walk? (≧3≦)
I couldn't find the article about artificial man attack. Is it because the trap hasn't been opened yet('?`)
I can't bear to part with it after it's finished. QAQ, can an android be a yandere?٩(๑òωó๑)۶
Androids and masters... I like this setting... Hhhh... What's your name? By the way, you're making a fool of yourself again, brother, you haven't finished filling out that essay yet! !
Is there no extra episode? QAQ
Damn~~ Can you give the complete names of the 6 personalities?!
I only remember 4 >~<(Bu Shiren/Prodi/Seide/Officer Li)
Who else...=ˇ=
I only remember four personalities of myself. . . . .
Officer Li, you are not a good person either.
Emma, I misjudged you, Officer Li! You tricked Guan Xiaoling!
To be honest, I bought two physical sets. . . After I bought one set, I forgot that I had bought it and bought another set in a hurry. Then when I got it, I was still confused and couldn't bear to sell it, so I kept one set and used the other set.
Can the two small attackers who have been used as cannon fodder be released for a walk? (≧3≦)
I couldn't find the article about artificial man attack. Is it because the trap hasn't been opened yet('?`)
I can't bear to part with it after it's finished. QAQ, can an android be a yandere?٩(๑òωó๑)۶
Androids and masters... I like this setting... Hhhh... What's your name? By the way, you're making a fool of yourself again, brother, you haven't finished filling out that essay yet! !
Is there no extra episode? QAQ
Damn~~ Can you give the complete names of the 6 personalities?! I only remember 4 >~<(Bu Shiren/Prodi/Seide/Officer Li) Who else...=ˇ=
I only remember four personalities of myself. . . . .
Officer Li, you are not a good person either.
Emma, I misjudged you, Officer Li! You tricked Guan Xiaoling!