What the hell!
I only snuck a little drink. Did I really deserve to be punished with three hundred miserable years in the human world?!
And to be surrounded by drooling monsters when I can't even defend myself?!
Good thing my old flame is looking after me, or I'd be done for!
PS. This is a short story from my early work, so the writing is immature. Please quietly ignore the clichéd, outrageous parts...
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