Lotus Lantern: I Am Yuding

All Yang Yizhi did was attend a birthday party, but the unlucky guy got transmigrated when a flying cake smacked into him.

A master who loves to ramble, Yuanshi Tianzun; a senior who loves gossip, Taishang Laojun; and a gluttonous junior, Tongtian Jiaozhu...

Yang Yizhi roared, "Why the hell am I a piece of jade?!"

That's right, he became Yuding Zhenren, one of the Twelve Golden Immortals: a goofy, hard-luck immortal...

Why was his disciple Yang Jian, who was supposed to be handsome and dashing, now a little brat following him around and begging for candy? Why had he become a dad looking after a kid? Yuding pointed at the sky and shouted, "Heavens! Just take me away!" Then a bolt of purple lightning struck down.

Yuanshi Tianzun appeared. "My dear disciple, do you want to come back to Yuxu Palace with me? If you want to return, just come back on your own. Why call out to your grandmaster? You should know that after your grandmaster joined with the Dao, he became Heaven itself. Heaven is very busy..." He went on for another fifteen hundred words. "Don't shout like that again. If you're afraid of getting lost, call for me, your master, and I'll take you back."

With his hair standing on end, Yuding looked at Yuanshi with tearful eyes and said, "Master, I was just saying that. Please don't strike me with lightning again."

See how this hard-luck lamb tricks his way through Investiture of the Gods and Lotus Lantern...

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