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Some pig: "No money to give you, but you can have my life!"

"Sounds good! Then give yourself to me."

The pig snapped, "Why should I?"

"Because you owe me money!"

The pig, feeling guilty, said meekly, "Well, we can talk this out!"

"Good point!"

What does he mean? Before the pig could say another word, something soft pressed against his lips.

And so the candles of happiness began to burn...