A Secret History of the Qing Dynasty

This is a story about Kangxi and Consort Mi. I have a particular fondness for romances between people of very different ages.

My surname is Yang, and my given name is Mi. I've always kept a low profile, but one day, all of a sudden, I became famous! Well, I only got famous thanks to my parents. They had the foresight to give me a name with real star quality.

I always thought it was just a coincidence, but then I crossed the centuries and arrived in the 21st year of Kangxi's reign. I crossed the centuries. Who did I come here for?

Kangxi is too old; I am at least as old as the First to Eighth Princes; the Ninth Prince and those after him are too young.

Good heavens, this age range is so awkward! Fine! I give up on marrying up! This isn't a time-travel-to-the-Qing novel, it's a farming novel. I came here for some unknown young man!

I'm mad! You went to all that trouble to bring me here, and now this isn't even worth the price of a ticket. I don't even know if I have a return ticket!

Heavenly Palace Clerk: It's really not worth it. The young masters and ladies up in Heaven weren't choosing you in the first place. You're not even worth a standing-room ticket, and you want a return trip! As an error, you've already been blocked by the System! Go fend for yourself!