[Katekyo Hitman Reborn] Not a Viper, but Mammon

Blurb: I transmigrated and ended up as an extra. What? Become an Arcobaleno? Sure, if you pay me. Being two heads tall doesn't bother me. What? Become Varia's Mist Guardian? Sure, if the pay and bonuses are good and you provide all the necessary gear, I'll consider it. What? A Belphegor threesome? Sure, as long as you can afford my price. Otherwise, don't even ask. What? You want me to take in Colonnello? No. That's the one thing I won't do, no matter how much you pay. --"Luce"-- Oh, that saintly mother figure with the look of boundless compassion, the Arcobaleno's Boss. Um... sorry, I don't know her. --"Reborn"-- Heh, that sadistic Spartan with a cosplay-and-cross-dressing fetish, famous for being stingy. We're sworn enemies! --"Fon"-- Hey, isn't that Hibari Kyoya's relative from Namimori Middle School? Anyone with that face has to be a two-timer. --"Lal Mirch"-- Isn't he just a half-baked nobody who can't even qualify as a backup? Hey, woman, keep your carbonated drink in check and stop him from wandering around all the time. He's ruined my reputation. --"Skull"-- Tch, what's there to say about that errand boy who's been exploited by the Ribone? He's only fit to carry my shoes. --"Verde"-- Well, that guy's actually pretty decent and knows how to play along. It's just that the things he makes are awful, most of them belong in the recycling bin. You'd think he'd be better, being one of the world's three greatest scientists. --"Colonnello"-- Tsk, he's the last person I want to see. Shoo, get as far away from me as you can. I'm not ready to die so soon. Die for love? In your dreams! Be a good boy and go ask your Lal for a slap. All you rich people, come to me! I'll take every last one of your coins. This story has an infinite loop of bugs. Enter at your own risk. "Announcement" This story will become a paid title on Friday, April 27. There will be three updates that day. I hope you'll support it by purchasing the chapters. m(_ _)m Entry 27. Chapter 26 is a reverse paywall chapter, so please don't buy it if you've already read it~ Theme: