I Get Shot Even When I’m Lying Down

Jian Su, an older otaku, wants nothing more than to live in a two-dimensional world. He never expected to become entangled in a scandal with a real-world superstar through a twist of fate. He feels like he's been caught in the crossfire while lying down.

Gu Pan, a superstar famed for his aloof elegance, initially only wanted to teach that sharp-tongued idiot who had annoyed him a lesson. He never expected to get caught up in it himself. He feels like he's been caught in the crossfire while lying down.

Airheaded bottom x cold, scheming top [Basically, one is a scatterbrain and the other is always in a bad mood]

The airheaded bottom is determined to cure the cold, scheming top's chuunibyou, and turn him into a loyal puppy while he's at it.

The cold, scheming top is determined to fix the missing screw in the airheaded bottom's head, but later decides he quite likes him just the way he is.

I've written a lot of angst-filled stories before, but this time I suddenly wanted to try something completely lighthearted and funny. So this story will probably have all kinds of melodrama, snark, and banter... I hope readers won't throw things at me, sob sob~

Just a quick question~ Anyone interested in a custom story? If ten people sign up, I'll start taking orders

Also~ the audio drama rights for this story have already been licensed, yep~=w=

This story will be premium starting May 3. There'll be three chapters that day. Chapters 30 to 55 will be retroactively paywalled, so if you've already read them, don't buy them again, okay~ Be good~

Please, you plagiarists, leave this poor student alone. Thanks for your support~=333=

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