Reborn, Transmigrate, Online Game

There have already been too many stories about being reborn into an XX online game, so I’m going to mess with the formula a bit: combine two of them, then wedge “transmigration” in between for extra buzz. The plot twists are utterly absurd, unbelievably absurd, downright ridiculous and infuriating. A first-person, sarcastic story with a male protagonist who is the pursuer. This whole thing is a BUG!!!!!!! Ridiculous stuff like dying, being reborn, and transmigrating into the low-level alt account I created in the game a year ago. And after all that, the person I like and the person I can’t stand turn out to be the same person, who is also a pervert. And there’s the fake-replacement plotline. And all sorts of things that are completely and utterly unscientific. And a descent into darkness. And melodrama. But all in all, it’s just a ridiculous, sarcastic, lighthearted story. I was worried it would be abandoned, so I never posted it in my author column. Now I think I should be able to finish it and not abandon it, so here goes.