[Bleach] Air Conditioning Is a Luxury

Lin Xue: Hey, when are you going to give your mighty body a shake, unleash your kingly aura, and open a dimensional tunnel to send me back to Soul Society? Ge Liu: It's called a Garganta! You idiot! Lin Xue: Hmph! Whatever it's called! Just get me back! Ge Liu: And another thing... Lin Xue: What? Ge Liu: What do you mean, "mighty body"?! I'm the Leopard King!! Lin Xue: Well~ we're both cats, anyway ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Seriously, is it really okay to use such a terrible, totally derailed exchange as a blurb? Well~ anyway, this is the tragic tale of a hapless girl who transmigrates into the role of the Fourth Division's tenth seat and resident healer, then keeps lowering the bar in Seireitei and Hueco Mundo. [Friendly Reminder] 1. Expect lots of jokes and an absurd amount of rambling. The author wrote this while exams were driving her crazy, so hopefully it'll make you laugh~ 2. First person. The heroine has no cheat powers. She's a total good-for-nothing, and her only real strength is her ability to take a beating. 3. The hero is already on the cover. He shows up a little late, but don't doubt me. 4. I don't like the anime-original content, so there are no Bount or anything like that... Well, actually, this doesn't have much to do with the original story either. [Then what are you even writing?!] 5. Just ignore any details that don't match the plot~ Take it seriously and you'll lose, really... [Background Music] I love you, Lotus Dad! [Hey, don't go confessing out of nowhere!] And now, my friends' stories [Where's your dignity?!] [The Prince of Tennis] A collaboration with my friend about cold wars and best buds~ Pairing: Little Seaweed [Bleach] A story about Grandpa Eight by that friend who wrote The Bowl of Udon Fifteen~ I finally found a story where someone gets together with Grandpa Eight. I'm so excited >0< ↑↑↑ Feel free to click through to my author page~ You'll find my upcoming projects there~~ Theme: