Two Scoundrels Make a Perfect Match (Reborn to Write)

As a die-hard childhood-friends shipper who ranks at the top of the CP-breaking charts, Dong Junwan feels the pressure.

Now that she's getting on in years, and relatives from every direction are chasing her around over New Year asking, "When are you getting married?", she wishes she could go back in time and propose to her childhood sweetheart!

Bit 1:

Tang Qian: "A Wan, let's get married."

Dong Junwan: "Huh? Huhhhhhhhhh?"

Tang Qian: "Look, the money I earned writing commissioned stories finally came in, so I bought a diamond ring. Let's not waste it. Let's get married."

Dong Junwan: "Ah... My commission money came in too... Wait, what the heck! You're Xiefeng Xiyu! That bizarre guy who writes female-dominance stories?!"

Tang Qian: "You're 'Three Thousand in the Harem'? A Wan, you write a book like Jiangshan Sanqian Jiao and still haven't been arrested and sent off to eat cornbread... Since you haven't been hauled away yet, let's get married."

Dong Junwan: "'You write female-dominance stories on Bishui, I write harem novels on Qidian.' Have we become 'two shameless people united, unbeatable under heaven'? Damn..."

Tang Qian: "A Wan, since we're such a perfect match, let's get married."

Dong Junwan: "Okay!"

Bit 2:

Editor A: "Young man, go update! Learn from Three Thousand in the Harem! She really puts out fifteen thousand words a day as her guaranteed minimum!"

Tang Qian: "My wife says your reverse psychology won't work on me, Editor."

Editor A: "Damn... You're married now? Show me the wedding photos!"

Tang Qian: "My wife says... we're people who earn over a million a year, so we should keep a low profile."

Editor A: "That's enough... You total wife-slave."

Tang Qian: "Out of the seven billion people in the world, my wife is the only one who's right."

Editor A: "This is driving me crazy..."

Bit 3:

Dong Junwan: "Hey, Editor! I got married. Hand over the red envelope!"

Editor B: "Wifey, did you tell your partner you're the harem-novel emperor who writes steamy novels?"

Dong Junwan: "I did. My husband wouldn't dare have a problem with it!"

Editor B: "Your man really delivers."

Dong Junwan: "He's just as good in bed as he is out of it... Oh, you're so naughty!"

Editor B: "That's enough..."

Sincerely seeking a patron:

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