[The Grave Robbers' Chronicles BG] The Years That Meant Nothing

1. As the title suggests, this is a BG fanfic for The Grave Robbers' Chronicles. [The author is also a Zhang Qiling fan. Can I just say that?] If you can't accept a female lead in The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, please run for the hills. 2. Who says a BG story has to pair the heroine with Zhang Qiling? We should bravely say NO to Little Brother!!! The Third Master is the better man, girls, got it? [I absolutely refuse to admit that this pairing came about because the Innocent faction begged for it!!!] 3. So, since The Grave Robbers' Chronicles is full of plot holes, it's only natural for fanfiction to have plot holes too. Take it seriously and you've already lost! ← ← 4. Feel free to point out any plot derailments, though there will always be some changes to the story, so please bear with me. 5. Lastly, I'm new here and rather sensitive, so please go easy on me with the criticism! 6. I know my limits and don't have what it takes to make the rankings or anything. I don't expect my followers to grow by much. Everyone... just don't abandon me, okay? The real blurb --My name is Wu Xie. --Nice name. I'm Qi An. --Qi An... --Don't call me that. I don't like it! --Why? --Say it a few more times. --Qi An, Qi An, Qi An, Qi An... Pfft. --Xiao Qian! --You fat bastard, how many times do I have to tell you? My damn surname isn't Qian!!! --Master Xie, give Xiuxiu to me, and I'll introduce you to Hei Xiazi. Deal? [Author: Hey! What is this? Stop right there!] [Believe me, this blurb is hinting at the female lead, not the male lead.] Other weird species are included. Feel free to roast them: JJ's review process has been such a pain lately... I posted this an hour ago and it still isn't showing up. What am I supposed to do!