[Mecha] One Night in Armor

Blurb: The pangolin's greatest sorrow is that it will never meet a pangolin's other half... Wait, what does that have to do with anything? Earthling Zeng Xiaoxian, former aspiring botanist and Jinjiang darling author. After spending seven days making his way out of a tropical rainforest, he was sure he'd turned into a beastman. Unfortunately, he guessed the beginning of the story but not the ending. The first thing he did after leaving the rainforest was shamelessly flirt with a beautiful plant, only to discover that this was a world ruled by plants! Zeng Xiaoxian was convinced that what came next would be a primitive life among humans and plants. He even planned to use his limited knowledge to change the world. But then the plant-person reached out and pressed the ornament hanging over his chest, and boom, a totally awesome mecha appeared!!! So this is a space button, and this is a mecha. So this beastman world hasn't followed the original setup at all, damn it!! Gripe one: Zeng Xiaoxian (...) Gripe two: Zeng Xiaoxian (...) Gripe three: Still Zeng Xiaoxian (...) If I ever manage to write a steamy scene between Xiaoxian and Brandt, I'll post it in the comments... I'm not revising the main text anymore [candle] Theme: Plants should get to pilot mechas too!