The Film [BBC Holmes and Watson]

"So, Sherlock, have you decided what you want for dinner?" Sally turned back in surprise and saw the ticket buyer patiently asking the other man beside him, in the sort of tone one would use with a child. The man was tall and extremely thin, with black curls on his head. The collar of his long coat was turned up high, hiding his pale cheeks and prominent cheekbones. "McDonald's or Pizza Hut? I'm sure you're very interested in the new kids' meal." "Oh... sarcasm, John. You're actually mocking a brave man who was willing to spare his precious time to watch a tedious, self-indulgent, two-hour American blockbuster with you?" "Because it's about you!" "Oh, no." The man seemed to give the movie poster beside them a contemptuous once-over. "You mean the battle between this filthy, bearded American who looks as if he's just rolled around in a mud pit and his 'lifelong nemesis,' Professor Moriarty? Good heavens, John, how can you compare such an absurd story to anything I've done?" Premise: