Dream of the Red Chamber: Xue Pan's Miserable History of Being the Bottom

The helpless copywriter is back at it, miserably trying to write a blurb. *Sob.* A flower vase falls out of the sky and smashes him into Xue Pan, the famous Foolish Tyrant from Dream of the Red Chamber. Well, being Xue Pan isn't so bad. At least now he can live the life of a wealthy idler, with money and leisure to spare, and plenty of handsome men to flirt with. Except the handsome men in this world don't seem to be his type... Wait! That opera singer looks pretty good: handsome and cold, just his kind of man. "Beauty, just wait until I get you under me!" (He bounds over, wagging his tail in delight.) Pairing: Liu Xianglian x Xue Pan Proud, tsundere beauty top x naturally dimwitted rogue bottom Warnings: A serious warning: I'm a specialist in silly, lightweight fiction, so this story has a ridiculously melodramatic plot and a modern style. It is an utterly shameless piece of fluff, meant only for casual reading over a cup of tea. Don't expect it to stand up to close scrutiny. If you can't accept a radical departure from the original, stay away. If you prefer the original style, stay away. Scholars and researchers of Dream of the Red Chamber, please stop here. If you really can't stomach it, please keep calm, X out, and turn left to find the original and recover. If you keep reading and suffer any mental OR physical harm, I accept no responsibility Paid chapters announcement: The editor has informed me that this story will become a paid title on March 2 (this Friday). Three new chapters will be posted that day. I hope you'll continue to support Hong Theme: