Lately I’ve been plagued by nightmares!
For fuck’s sake, don’t tell me I just need to get more sleep. The hell it will!
These dreams are getting weirder and weirder, you know? I woke up after a nap and found out I taste delicious!
Yeah, really delicious! I want to eat myself up so we’ll never be apart, hehehehehehe. The hell is wrong with you!
That girl on the bus looks delicious, too!
For fuck’s sake, I don’t eat people! And I don’t like killing people!
They say your dreams reflect your waking thoughts, but I swear I’m not a pervert!
P.S.:
1. Written whenever inspiration strikes, liable to be abandoned at any time.
2. Fast transmigration, with unpredictable ups and downs.
3. The heroine can do anything. Enter at your own risk if you dislike that.
4. No CP. It’s not certain that the heroine will always be the heroine. It’s called fanfiction, but I can’t promise every story will be fanfiction.
5. Soapy melodrama and snark. Come on, don’t you want a taste?
6. Feel free to throw bricks anytime. You’re very welcome. The lazy author says, please beat and abuse me.
7. I do not provide bloody services such as skinning, slicing, steaming, dismemberment, the tiger bench, or branding. Please don’t use any of the methods listed above, or any unlisted ones, on the author. If you’re looking for a fox scarf, gloves, socks, or coat, I haven’t got any.
8. Read if you like, then smile and forget.
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Fourth Young Master is a taciturn, sharp-tongued young man who spends his days wavering between class and sleep. He has a powerful identity but no equally powerful standing, though he does have a broad mind and a handsome male friend... (Wait, no, something strange seems to have slipped in...)
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