This is a fun BG fanfic born from the author's whimsy. The writing isn't especially polished, so bring your own Bluebell to keep things from going off the rails. The heroine isn't all-powerful and is a bit of a brother-con. The hero is Belphegor (the dumpling stares at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle: Probably... though who knows if I'll accidentally write him out of character)... All right, the dumpling bows once, twice, three times to everyone who's come to read... Ah! I threw my back out...
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These two are really happy enemies.