Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Silver Lotus in the Wind

Literary Version

People all around her laughed, cheered, and rejoiced.

But she alone was left out.

Her frail body was shoved around by the crowd,

but no one paid her any mind.

No one knew of her long-faded smile or her long-dried tears.

And her heart, already filled with despair,

was warmed in that moment,

because

she saw him

and his smile, bright as sunshine.

Sad Version

She was always left out.

Even when she said she was sorry,

she was rejected.

"Don't say you're sorry. You don't deserve to."

She thought,

maybe the world hated her.

Crack Version

This is just a story about a badass, twisted, melodramatic, somewhat snarky fujoshi who transmigrates, starts fighting and making her way through the martial world, and incidentally gets into a battle of wits with a boy who loves to smile but is, at heart, a black-hearted young man pretending to be innocent.

The heroine is the good-for-nothing Dino's little sister.

She's no good-for-nothing when it comes to fighting. Her abilities are about on par with 18's... probably.

But when it comes to cooking, cleaning, and all the other things girls are supposed to be good at, she's a total good-for-nothing.

This story has a slight tendency toward weirdness… All right, that's not going to happen!!!

This isn't a sad story, though it might be a little nonsensical...

The male lead is definitely going to be 80…

If the characters seem out of character, please forgive me~

To keep you from getting shocked, please bring your own Lambo when you read~

Though one Lambo probably won't be enough…

Then you deserve to get zapped to death!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!!

------Here I am

P.S. I believe everyone has already gotten a full sense of the author's weirdness from the above.

So don't open this book lightly, unless you're mentally prepared... [Everyone: Hey, is this a mystery novel or what!!!]