[Seven Heroes and Five Gallants Fanfic] Dancing with Cats

First, I can't write. I know absolutely nothing about poetry or verse. Second, I can't fight. I don't know the first thing about swords, spears, or any other weapons. And don't even mention business acumen or market economics. I can't sew, do embroidery, or cook over a fire either. They're all things I can admire from afar but mustn't try myself! Even if I married someone here, I'd be a completely useless wife! So tell me, Great God of Transmigration, did you dump me in this godforsaken dynasty just to watch me starve to death? I finally got the chance to visit the Northern Song, but who could have guessed I'd arrive after all the good cases were over? The Chen Shimei case, the Pang Yu case, the civet cat for the crown prince, and even the Five Rats' havoc in the capital had all officially wrapped up! So why did I transmigrate here at all?! I watched for ages, and Lord Bao, the great Lord Bao, was only hearing cases about stolen chickens and other petty little matters! How could I go home and tell anyone I'd transmigrated after that? But... Lord Bao... Your ability to drive away ghosts and evil spirits rivals Zhong Kui's. I am in awe. Gongsun Ce... You live up to your reputation as a scheming bamboo, but... could I ask you a favor? Could you stop picking on me every single time? Lord Cat... I do enjoy admiring your good looks, but why do I have to embarrass myself all the way to the Atlantic Ocean after every time, only for you to turn around and admire me? You can't treat people like that... At least I'm a girl. I've lost both face and dignity! The man I love is right before my eyes, but all I want to do is dig a hole and bury myself in it! Then put up a tombstone that says: Here lies someone who died of embarrassment! P.S. I don't think Lord Cat never plays favorites. He just never forgets his duty. He's not rigid or blindly stubborn; he thinks for himself and has plenty of feelings (otherwise, how would he attract so many admirers~?). He's just usually serious and not good at expressing himself. When I watched The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants, I thought Lord Cat did have moments when he struggled with playing favorites. It's just that when justice and personal feelings conflict, he chooses justice, even if it leaves him heartbroken and alone. I like Lord Cat this way~ So above all, I want this story to give him happiness~ Theme: