(In a kindergarten teacher's voice: Come on, everyone, repeat after me. First, take a deep breath.) You like me, I like you, but you don't know I like you, and I don't know you like me. In the end, you find out I like you, and I find out you like me, but then our families tear us apart, so I wait for you, wait for you, wait for you, wait for you until you finally show up... (exhales deeply)
