The Swordsman Chronicles of Pili: Silent and Wordless

A: This is a Jian Zong fic! B: Tsk~~ Anyone with eyes can tell that. A: Looks silently up at the sky... So, the blurb... This is a Jian Zong fanfic!!! B: Rubs forehead... So should we add the word "transmigrate"? C: Silently barges in... Hey, are you guys serious? Fine, then... let's play along!! D: XDDD I'm here A's version of the blurb: [There's this one person... The opening of Pili Jian Zong skips over N words, so... Jian Zong and Dao Feng, who will claim the spotlight!] And that's that~~ (gets beaten up) B's version of the blurb: Ahem. To be serious, this is born of my frustration with Jian Zong... Ah, Yue Wubo! Ah, Qin Juexian! So when an outsider's soul takes over Yue Wubo completely, outwardly solemn while inwardly falling apart... "Damn it! I actually want to laugh, but I can't stop shedding blood and tears..." And so, N years passed. Then an outsider's soul takes over Qin Juexian's body completely. Smiling eerily, he picks up a huge crane... "I'm sick of eating fish~~ Zhui Xi, you're so fat~~~" Time will prove that giving a lute to someone tone-deaf will be even more powerful than the sound of a flute. Drummer of the Vast Sea Forest, do you still remember the "pitiful" female lute player on the Lovesick Shore? C's version of the blurb: Transmigrate, oh transmigrate, transmigrate, damn it, transmigrate already!! Damn it, where's the Creator God!! I'll kill your whole family, ahhh! What kind of messed-up transmigration is this!! [Big bro, will your spoon-shaped face really collect so much rainwater on rainy days that you won't be able to breathe and will suffocate to death?] [Big bro, you're way cuter when you're acting crazy than when you're making that spoon face.] [Big bro, E Xie Ying really is a good guy, so you should just be the bad guy, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!] [Silently howling: Damn it, I really don't want to be Dongfang Bubai, ahhhhh!] So, Zan Jian, I've never, dared to cut it off, TUT Grand Tutor, you're a good person, please save me, unworthy as I am [Blurb... that's it] D's version of the blurb: The thing I hate most in this life is, being disfigured!!! I've been disfigured, disfigured, disfigured!!! I'll strip naked anyone who sees this face, you bastards! I'm going to be a vegetarian for the rest of my life. I'll never eat pork again TAT And that's that! ╮(╯▽╰)╭