HP: Siren

I always thought Quidditch Through the Ages introduced a great idea in its first chapter: researching the Snitch, flying chairs, or flying bathtubs. Forgive me for using a completely unrelated sentence as the blurb. All I want to say is, please read the foreword. This story may contain every kind of outrageous plot twist, Mary Sue, and melodrama, so skipping the warnings could lead to an accident. Ideally, I'll update weekly, but that's gone out the window, so updates will be irregular. At worst, I guess it'll be monthly. (Just go die already. If one day you notice that it isn't even updated monthly anymore, it means the author's writer's block is killing them, so feel free to drop it then! Also: The first school year (1971) is just setup. Aside from boring filler, nothing much happens, so please bear with me. One more thing: The way Voldemort is handled in this story is full of outrageous, melodramatic nonsense, so be prepared.