Ninth Master, You Shine

I'm determined to change Ninth Master Yinzhen's tragic fate and steer history onto a different course. If that's not your thing, please move along. Here's a little skit, just for fun. When they were eight: Xiuxi, speaking with her gap-toothed mouth, said, "Aww~ Whose little chubby cutie is this~ So adorable~" Ninth Master bristled. "Ugly girl, you, you mean me? I'm the chubby one?" Xiuxi: "O-Of course, I mean you~ Little chubby boy, if you keep bristling like that, how will you ever find a wife when you grow up?" Ninth Master: "Mind your own business, you stinky girl. With that little potbelly of yours, you'll never find a husband." Xiuxi: "Tch, little chubby boy, haven't you heard that girls change a lot as they grow up? Your big sister here will be as pretty as a flower, a beauty who could topple kingdoms..." Ninth Master was speechless... At sixteen, in the bridal chamber: Ninth Master: "Aww, ugly girl, didn't you say I'd never find a wife? How come you married me yourself?" Xiuxi: "I said the little chubby boy would never find a wife!" (La la la~ But you're not chubby anymore~) Ninth Master: "Tch~ Just say you want to butter me up~" Xiuxi was speechless... If you like it, please click to add this story to your favorites~ Some Panda's Weibo~ Some Panda's new story~~ Theme: