The heroine is not exceptionally clever or refined, and she is no all-purpose wonder. But she has endless distinctive qualities, which take time to discover and appreciate.
The hero is no elegant sophisticate. He is, however, charming and dashing, and only turns into an invincible iron man when the heroine is in danger!
"Wifey, do you miss me even a tiny bit?"
"No."
"Then what would it take for you to miss me a little?"
"Go away!"
"Oh, all right..."
"Come back! Who told you to go that far?!"
"Sure thing! Wifey, I'm coming!"
This is my first long novel. I promise there won't be any abandoned plot threads! Come on in without worry!