[Harry Potter] A Platinum Love Story

What if the characters in Harry Potter didn't follow the tear-jerking, tragic fates Aunt Rowling had planned for them, and instead... Lucius: What? My mom is Voldemort? Voldemort: What, are you ashamed to be my son? Watch it, or I'll make Regulus, who's younger than you, your second dad! Abraxas: Your husband is Snape, after all! At least I'm the one on top... Lucius: Then little Dragon, little Dragon is... (He actually wanted to ask if his son was the one who gave birth to him, but his parents misunderstood.) Abraxas: Hmph. Little Dragon takes after me, at least. He's far better than you. Lucius: ? Voldemort: Harry's the one on the bottom. This is wonderful! I beat the old Honey, and won a Galleon too! So the pairings are as arranged in the conversation above: Abraxas Malfoy/Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape, and Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter. Uh, why does this sound like The Malfoy Family Tree or The Malfoys' Scandalous History? The story is mostly dialogue, lighthearted and absurd~~ Some of this has already been posted in another work, but since the content is completely independent, I decided to split it off so I can keep writing it, and so everyone can enjoy a little short story while eating or drinking. That's what I do, anyway~~ The cover was made with help from Xiaobai's Art Shop. Many thanks! By the way, Draco's face with Lucius's hair is absolutely ridiculous... looks up at the sky, shrugs...