The Phoenix Takes Flight

Standard blurb:

Legend has it that the phoenix will perch only on the parasol tree.

I once swore that I would take you away, no matter the cost.

Just as you, Phoenix, once said, "Let this be our pact: when I lead my troops into battle and bring glory to Great Yan, I will come and marry you."

Naughty blurb:

He's a qilin beast, terrifyingly naive.

When he first took human form, he ran naked up to me and said, "I can walk on two legs now!"

A few days later, he still ran up to me naked. I was taking a bath at the time, and he covered a certain part of himself, stammering, "I think I'm sick. Look, what's this thing?"

Boom.

I felt as if five bolts of thunder had struck me.

"Get out!"

The female lead is gloomy and a little eccentric, while the male lead is innocent and adorable.