[Harry Potter] The Magical World

This really is a magical world. Harry stared up at the sky like an idiot, hoping something would fall from above and knock him out, then tell him in the darkness that this was all a dream. Because in this world: Snape, the cold, scowling man, was voted the most attractive professor of all time! And what was that? He was a Slytherin student? Dumbledore was a villain? Voldemort was a poor little cabbage? The Malfoy family were an elegant, aloof, noble pure-blood family, with steadfast yet fragile friendships? Ron hated him even before they started school because he was jealous of his title as The Chosen One? Sirius was an idiot who had been cast out by his family and reduced to living on the streets? But the thing that made Harry break down more than anything was that after Snape had bullied him for six years, Harry Potter finally thought Snape was a good person, but he would never... never... Never pursue Snape!!!!!!!! Merlin, what kind of magical world was this? Harry won't have anything going on with the Snape in this story. This fanfic is all about turning everything upside down, and Harry will still go back to live a normal life...