The amusing (?) days of a poker-faced impostor of a boy, living off the land and making snarky comments in the world of One Piece
Sayo, poker-faced: What kind of blurb is this?! Author, you're phoning it in, aren't you? You absolutely are, damn it!
-----Ahem, here's the actual blurb-----
Kid, don't let the Sea Kings swallow you again next time. I won't always happen to be around to cut one in half., Hawk-Eye
Being in the Marines is so boring. How about joining my ship? We could... go on adventures together and search for the legendary treasure. Wherever we go, I'll protect you., Red-Hair
You brat, if you skip another meeting, you'll never get a single paycheck from me for the rest of your life!, Sengoku
Um, how about becoming one of my crew members?, Luffy
Someone who gets lost even with a map in hand has no right to call me directionally challenged., Zoro
Why aren't you a woman? Why, why... (repeats endlessly), Sanji
---That's the blurb. The people mentioned above aren't necessarily pairings, so don't get the wrong idea.---
Ah la la la, I really can't describe my fucking mood right now. It feels like being brought to climax by [beep] and then being stopped by [beep] and being dissatisfied. O(∩_∩)O
Big——!!! It's 2022! It's almost 2023!
????? No more????? It's unbelievable, why didn't you update it (crying)
It's 2021, update it
Hey, it's 2020, let's add another chapter! Save the children!
Update, big deal It's 2020
It looks great. Come on!!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
It was Lucky Lu who said don't panic, Captain Fool. Update soon, author Sang (laughing slyly, there will be punishment for cheating) (glaring like a ghost)
Is this another trap? Damn, please update! Stop cheating!