
Bring the Emperor's Consort Home! (GL)
皇上的妃子娶过来!(GL)
by Old Master Xiong (熊老爷)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 205k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Updated
- 14y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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A brand-new, high-quality cover and a whole new experience!!!
Hey, everyone,
The custom edition of "Bring the Emperor's Consort Home!" is lively and available again!
In addition to combining and organizing the original chapters,
there's also an extra bonus chapter and two chapters of the content everyone has been dying to read,
for a total of about 8,500 words.
Want to know how the beautiful Yin taught that girl surnamed Luo a lesson?
Want to see how Jin Huan manages to marry Yun Yan?
Want to see the steamy, thrilling scene on Jin Huan and Yun Yan's wedding night?
Want to know the childish reason Jin Huan gives for stopping Qian Li and Yuan'er from getting married?
You'll find all of that in the custom edition of "Bring the Emperor's Consort Home!"!
P.S. I'm so happy the custom edition finally displays the Luo "Yang" Chen I originally typed Q_Q
I was just drunk,
and someone was forcing me to get married again,
who knew I'd point to you as soon as I picked up the register?
Did I conquer you,
or can I just not escape your grasp?
Anyway, we're all happy, bent over laughing,
and living together!
Thanks to Morphine from the Weird Taste Art Shop for the cover design.
This is a story that's almost entirely cheerful and lighthearted. One of the female leads is also very narcissistic, lazy, and stupid. Author Master Xiong has no ambition and only hopes to show off his personal sense of humor. Although the story is set in ancient times, I have no intention of using archaic language (that's why I chose an alternate history setting!). The story is told in the voice of the narcissistic, lazy, and stupid female lead.
If, dear readers, you're looking for a work with refined language, a protagonist whose brain isn't broken, and flawless storytelling, then by all means, don't click the red X in the upper-right corner. Master Xiong suggests searching for works by other authors, or checking out the other excellent works on the Girls' Love homepage and supporting those authors! Yay~
This story will be marked as paid on October 14, with three chapters posted that day. If you've reposted it before, please take it down and delete it right away. Thank you for your support.
I'm sorry to ask everyone to pay to read this useless little piece of trash. I'll keep working hard on it!
Come on, click! Click here! Take Master Xiong home with you! ↓ Favorite this story ★~Click here to favorite me~★
Master Xiong loves the editors. The overpowered bottom is the baby I had with the editor!
[Announcement]: About Chapters 68 and 92: Ever since I posted the main text, it was locked. Then I posted an email address and password, and those got locked too. I even posted Buddhist scriptures, and it was still locked. Now I can't even post an email address (sweat). If you've already bought the paid version, please rate the chapter you bought and leave your email address underneath it. If you bought both chapters, please rate both and leave a message under each one. Master Xiong will check regularly and send out the chapters. Sorry for the inconvenience, and thank you so much for buying, everyone! P.S. You don't need to leave your email address for Chapter 53. Please email the address announced in Chapter 53 directly, and the email account will automatically send you the content!
Being an author turns out to involve more than just writing stories.
You have to watch out for System glitches that can prevent you from updating or replying to comments.
You have to be careful not to write chapters everyone loves but that can't be posted.
You have to put all the chapters everyone loves somewhere else, or they'll get locked before long.
You have to find a way on your own so readers can see the story.
The main text got locked when I put Buddhist scriptures in it, and putting in an email address and password got locked too.
Even when I set up a public email account, someone posted pirated works by other authors there, making it difficult for everyone to read, so Master Xiong had to find another way for everyone to access the publicly available chapters.
Master Xiong has to study and write a thesis,
and now I also have to hurry up and find a job that can support me.
I can't stay in front of the computer twenty-four hours a day, waiting for everyone's emails and then replying to them.
So I set up automatic replies for the public chapters,
so anyone who wants to read can send an email and see the content right away (unless the System is broken, it will definitely be sent immediately).
No matter how busy I am, every two or three days I'll check my emails to see whether I need to send out locked chapters.
Even when I have to go out, I'll set up an automatic reply to let people know roughly when they can expect an email.
I thought I'd done everything I was supposed to,
but people still accused Master Xiong of cheating them.
Later, when the readers who accused Master Xiong of cheating them realized it was all a misunderstanding,
no one was willing to publicly explain that it had been a misunderstanding.
Who can I turn to for the reputation Master Xiong lost?
Who can I tell about all the effort Master Xiong put in?
I often don't know how I should feel when faced with these words,
and often feel utterly helpless.
Master Xiong wants to make this clear once again:
If you think emailing is too much trouble and don't want to wait for a reply,
you can simply skip buying Chapters 68 and 92.
Skipping these two chapters won't affect the story.
The money for both chapters together isn't even enough to buy a snack,
and Master Xiong can't bear to make anyone feel cheated over an amount that wouldn't even buy a snack.
Sorry for the trouble, and thank you, everyone!
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Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age13+
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Lighthearted
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Reader comments 40
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I bought both the old man's 68 and 92, remember to send them to me! Since I left a message directly, do I still need to send the letter to you?
Bought the full text and sent the letter
Am I Wuyu? Author You are so funny!
I really like your article!! It's very satisfying to me, especially the combination of Xiaobai and Yujie, it's very humorous XD Keep up the good work^^~ Looking forward to your articles!!
I finally finished reading it. It is indeed a very funny article. In the last chapter, I'll give Mr. Xiong some flowers, thank you for bringing me so much laughter~
It's so easy for Xiao Baiwen. I tried my best to climb up and spread flowers. Continue to pay attention to your new articles!
I cry!! First it's JJ pumping, then work pumping The extra story has begun... Am I a blessing in disguise?! Score first and then read each chapter~
The dolls are all married
Have you grown old in the blink of an eye? Why doesn't Senior Brother Yin agree to their marriage?
From the first chapter to now, I finally came out and made a splash. Xiong Da is a very careful person. I will support you as always in the future.