[Prince of Tennis + Hunter X Hunter] If You Don't Feed the Cat, It'll Run Away from Home

Blurb writing is for ruining the mood

Snow filled the sky, drifting and swirling everywhere, like a TV screen splashed with water.

Her small, frail body trembled, filled with anxiety and fear, like a vibrator that could run without electricity.

Zoldyck... Alluka... His hoarse voice kept murmuring their names, making you wonder just how much hot pot he'd eaten last night.

Why did they disappear? Why was he so afraid they'd forget he existed? Father... Brother... Killua...

Oh, wow, kid, masturbating is bad for you~~

Oh, enough! What's with this half-literary, half-broken writing style we've had from the start? What the heck!! Why does such a literary scene have so many things to poke fun at? What the heck!

Actually, all of the above is made up. None of it will appear in the story.

Actually, this is just a ridiculous parody story. Haven't you noticed yet? [Surprised]

Actually, this is the author's way of venting about the great FJ putting the series on hiatus. Haha.

So, if you came for the literary blurb, you're in for a treat! [Pointing]