In the Future, I'm a Lab Rat?!

Origin version: Bai Xiaoshu transmigrated. His newly purchased motor scooter proved so powerful that it surpassed the speed of light, carrying him running toward the setting sun and into the future, a thousand years later. Bai Xiaoshu, who had no particular talents, was relieved that everything he owned was an antique. Even the cheap T-shirt he'd bought at the supermarket was an extremely valuable antique here. At worst, he could sell these things and have enough to eat and wear without worrying about a thing. But Bai Xiaoshu stared at the scooter, weeping bitter tears. He was a law-abiding citizen who had never learned anything about the black market! And as for legitimate pawnshops, damn it, he was an outsider with no ID, so they wouldn't take his stuff! Does anyone else feel his pain?! Hard-luck version: Bai Xiaoshu thought his life was one big kitchen. Before he transmigrated, it was a tragedy; afterward, he became tableware. Whether a tragedy or tableware, it all added up to misfortune. The greatest bit of luck amid all that misfortune was that he met a landlord who loved studying antiques and took care of his food, clothing, housing, and transportation. The worst misfortune of all, though, was that this landlord was a beast through and through! Little white mouse, it's time to work! --The beast deftly starts stripping Bai Xiaoshu. You beast, let go! I sold you my belongings to study, not myself. Don't you dare lay another hand on me! --The little white mouse uses every limb to defend his virgin backside to the death. Please note: 1. This is a lighthearted serious story. Whether you prefer one or the other, please trust Qian Qian's sincerity with your most perverted hearts! 2. There is a vicious dog inside, so there will be plenty of melodrama. I like writing romantic tension, so the slow burn may well turn out to be an illusion. I promise I won't abandon the story or become an evil stepmother! 3. Everyone likes different kinds of stories, but writing isn't easy. I won't accept any brickbats. If you don't like it, please come quietly and leave quietly. Qian Qian doesn't want to get upset and make you upset, too! 4. New chapters daily. If something comes up and I can't update, I'll post a notice in the blurb =-=~ 5. This story is exclusive to Jinjiang. No other websites may repost it. Those who pirate it, please show some respect! This story will become a VIP work on October 13. No reposting, please. If you reposted it before, please delete the text and take it down immediately. Thank you for your support! If you like Qian Qian's stories, click the link below and give Qian Qian your support! Qian Qian is really easy to take care of, you know~~ Theme: