Mr. K's Cold Jokes

#Seven Writing Trials for a Split-Personality Author# Mr. K is the ultimate deadpan joke, while the Grim Reaper R watches the show and collects the bodies. Shot, hit by a car, dismembered, drowned at sea... Mr. K's deaths are astonishingly varied. The Grim Reaper R watches with amusement as Mr. K comes back to life and crawls out of his coffin. "What got you killed this time?" This uses a trope from my dear twins' story, "(Undertaker) Skeleton," by my twin A Tang Tang [Super, super cute! Highly recommended!]