You could call this a joke, a joke no one would believe, no matter how you told it.
Rivers could flow backward, mountains and rivers could change color, the sun and moon could trade places, and none of it could change how I feel about you.
A love story no one could ever imagine: the needle-sharp romance between an old rogue and a sleazy CEO.
I'm the old rogue. I like that sleazy CEO. Heh.
I'm the so-called... sleazy CEO... I... Hmph, who likes that old rogue?!
Hey, what are you doing!!! I warn you!!! If you dare jump, you're dead meat!! I'll jump after you!!!