The heroine is an all-powerful, stunningly beautiful girl. Believe it?
The hero is a handsome, overpowered character who's completely out of character. Believe it?
The heroine can beat everyone under the sun. Believe it?
The hero's heart belongs only to the heroine, forever and always. Believe it?
The heroine is deeply in love with the hero, but a wicked woman shows up and causes trouble. The hero runs off with her, then regrets it beyond measure. Believe it?
The hero wants to come back, only to find that everything has changed. Believe it?
Well, I don't believe it. ← Hey!
The heroine is a monster, a total idiot of a monster. How could she possibly beat everyone under the sun? Believe it?
The hero is a little bird, an immature little bird who is constantly written out of character by the author. Believe it?
The hero never even looks the heroine in the eye, except when practicing his ability to see through illusions. Believe it?
The heroine has lived for hundreds of years, and would give up the path to immortality just for a little bird. Believe it?
Anyway, I believed all of it except the last one.
This story is so out of character... Monsters, flowers, foxes and whatnot. It's all such nonsense, isn't it? Don't say a word, I believe you... [sob]
The queen of awkward silences is so helpless... I wrote seven chapters of a KHR BG story and nobody reads it. Isn't that so sad? Don't make me go on, my heart hurts... [wipes tears]
Please look forward to my brother's boundlessly out-of-character, endlessly idiotic, infinitely LULI way of thinking.
And that thing called writing style, it's really important to me. But do you believe it?
All right, the heroine isn't just an idiot, she's an M too. She's a princess from Planet M! To escape her wedding to Prince Okita Sougo of Planet S, and let Sougo and Kagura be together, she came to Earth... Bah, I'm talking nonsense. I'm so shameless, I'm LC, and I'm proud of it...
Please read the story. [covers face and runs away]
Brother Mu has written a new article [Baidu Bubble, fifth row, fourth column, I fell in love with the emoticons Oh, it's so cute, it's shamefully cute... [Cover face