The Savior and the Four Greats

Short version The four founders of Hogwarts accidentally entered a castle and transmigrated, then raised the Chosen One. Unhinged version "Sal, how did we end up here?" By the Lion Founder. "Godric, shut up!" By the Snake Founder. "Hel, is there something wrong with the castle we were exploring?" By the Eagle Founder. "Rona, if you don't know, how would I know? I guess so!" By the Badger Founder. "Godric!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" By the Snake, Eagle, and Badger Founders. "Waaah... I didn't mean to say we should explore it..." By the Lion Founder. "Huh? Whose little dumpling is this? So cute!" By the Eagle Founder. "Why don't we take him home and raise him?" By the Badger Founder, with stars in their eyes. "I'll raise him, just because he has the same hair color as Sal!" By the Lion Founder, who didn't mean what he said. The Lion Founder was promptly scorned by the Eagle and Badger Founders. "Whatever." By the quiet Snake Founder. Waaah... If you adults are going to raise me, take me with you! I'm freezing... Waaah... By the innocent Chosen One. "Actually, we're still children ourselves..." By the Badger Founder, who had finally grasped the situation. "..." Silence fell.