The Allure of Platinum

RP Sue version: Ahhh, my luck has finally exploded! I've transmigrated... and into the gorgeous Lucius from **, no less? It couldn't be better! Voldy, Professor, Sirius... beauties, wait for me to come and ravish you! Wahahahaha... [drooling and daydreaming] Tragic version: Once there was a door right in front of me. I opened it, and transmigrated... Once there was a beauty lying right in front of me. I pounced, and got hit with Avada Kedavra... Once there was a... professor standing right in front of me. I got stars in my eyes, and he killed me with his gaze... Once... there was a dragon crouching right in front of me... It pounced... Chomp! Whose dragon is this?! That's my hair, not gold!! [furious and crying] Last will version: To the calcium tablets in my drawer and under my bed: Next time, remember to find a master with a stronger heart who doesn't faint at the sight of blood... Plain version: I've arrived, **. Oh, no, I mean SS. [Struck down by the professor's Sectumsempra] Author smacking herself version: Professor~~ I miss you so much~~~ (voice rising forever)~~ I love your noodle-like hair~~ your glass-bead eyes~~ and your pig-slaughtering voice~~ I'd die for you~~! [The professor unleashes his killer glare] [Little Lu hides his face: I don't know this person...] A new writer and a new story. Platinum, transmigration, protagonist is Lucius's father, Snape/Lucius pairing, beware of landmines, faux-Sue story, bizarre style, characters out of character. Ignore it when the author's brain short-circuits... Updates will also be irregular once school starts... Covering my head with a wok as I crawl away... Announcement: Updates are irregular... Don't buy the V chapters here. Click the direct link to read them instead. This is a new story. Wagging my tail and waving my paws, please adopt me~ I'm 789, and I have an excellent track record of finishing stories Theme: