Don't Get the Wrong Idea, I'm Not a Siscon, I'm a Battle Maniac

How naive. Do you think I'd hook up with a guy, Kamui?

...I'm sorry, Mother. I was wrong.

Kamui is so beautiful and adorable that I got carried away and tossed him into Naruto to slash it up. Blame Sorachi for drawing you so beautifully, hahaha!

Pairing undecided. This story is mostly just for laughs... Come to think of it, most Naruto teams have three members, right? Yeah, I like that setup, because there's usually one god of snark in every group. Jia~ Who will Kamui be teamed up with?

Ta-da~ The answer is Kamui Shirou and Kamui from Voca-P=w=

Hahahaha, three Kamuis? Go die! Just kidding...

Come to think of it, teams of three usually have two guys and one girl. That's a problem. I know, let's have the two Kamuis and Okita. I'm a genius! But isn't that setup really just asking for a threesome?

Oh, this is such a pain. Maybe we just shouldn't form a team.

All right, ignore my rambling. Let's get serious and write this blurb in a nice, relaxed way!

...Hides face. Sorry, I imagined Kamui x Zerozaki Hitoshiki and thought the pairing of two killers was beautiful... Kamui, don't go hooking up in Naruto, go to Zaregoto instead... Or maybe Fullmetal Alchemist! Those two little antenna-like pigtails are cute too! Come to think of it, Zerozaki Hitoshiki is short as well, so short x short... Wow, everything's a complete mess now!! Anyway, it's a story about Kamui using his overwhelming presence to hook up with someone from Naruto. That's it!

This story has every reason to be renamed Life Is a Game, damn it!

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