The Legend of Hufflepuff

The Sorting Hat said: How about Gryffindor?

He said: I don't like cockroaches. Stay away from the old honey-loving geezer.

The Sorting Hat said: Then how about Slytherin?

He said: Cherish life. Stay away from the Serpent King and the Faceless Man.

The Sorting Hat sighed: Then Ravenclaw it is.

He said: No. I'm not fond of books.

The Sorting Hat roared: HUFFLEPUFF!!!

He was delighted: Great, that's where I wanted to go.

The Sorting Hat died, spitting blood.

This is a story about a lazy person.

This is a story about a lazy person with a superpowered cheat.

This is a story about a lazy person who's had an insanely powerful cheat since the ancient generations, and can cast spells and draw magic circles with ease.

This lazy person joins Hufflepuff, then starts living a truly lazy life.

So the author couldn't stand it anymore and decided to throw in a few bombs. Who knew that once they were thrown, one of them would send the lazy person's heart flying away?

Fine, if it's gone, it's gone. I don't want it anymore. But as fair compensation, you have to give me yours.

So this is a world that believes in fairness? Bull! When have you ever seen the word