A Shinobi's History of Nonhuman Evolution

Everyone, this story is just a reminder of how terrible my ability to make snarky comments is... I... *facepalm* But readers, don't hold back, dive right in... “Um, Great One, you... don't come any closer!! I didn't see anything!!! I really, really didn't see you stab that humanoid monster and then chop it up and burn the pieces!!! I definitely wasn't thinking that your technique was so inelegant!! Waaaah... don't come any closer!! Great One, please just let me go home, wash up, and go to bed? . I'm not married yet, I haven't met my handsome man, I haven't built my harem, and I don't want to die yet!! Great One... &*&%*%%￥##@￥” “...” . “Great One, where are you touching??? I'm a respectable woman, and I'm underage. You can't do this!” . “Woman, come back with me.” Huh? Great One, you can't really have fallen for my pretty face and my flirtatious charm, can you??? What should I do?? Is it all because I'm so beautiful...