(Anime Crossover) That Girl Is... a Bit of a Mess

"My dear, what would be good to put inside a cookie?" "How about mustard? It fits April Fools' Day, doesn't it? It would really scare people." "That's true." "...Dear, you've got such a lewd smile on your face." "No, I was just wondering if someone who ate one of those cookies would end up exclaiming, 'My childhood friend was totally romanceable, but it turns out she's not a virgin anymore!'" -- The above is an April Fools' Day conversation between the heroine and her own Chief God. PS: The heroine has a terrible personality, and most of the dirty jokes come from Seitokai Yakuindomo. The setting of this story involves works such as Infinite and Touhou Project (but you can follow along even if you don't know them). If I borrow from any of them, I'll cite the source at the end of the chapter. The male lead has finally appeared! Now we're just waiting for Kushina to show up XD I really want to write the Lost Tower storyline (bites handkerchief)